Breakdown

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

repeals:

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disagreed:

when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago 

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homewreckingwhore:

realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
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You look so cute, post a shirtless pic c:
Anonymous

Am i a dog ? :p lol

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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cherrispryte:

penguinperversion:

mlloydart:

Chalk Art by David Zinn

I love this.

The world is in need of more beautiful weirdness like this.

analmermaidprincess:

analmermaidprincess:

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

The boys…

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They have arrived….

wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

robotfisherman:

 Mitt - A Netflix Original

This man could have been president