gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago
realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad
Chalk Art by David Zinn
I love this.
The world is in need of more beautiful weirdness like this.
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
They have arrived….
A true warrior.
I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible
I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone
Mitt - A Netflix Original
This man could have been president